Satirical Muslim has the perfect hackneyed script

You need at least one American Agent who is male and one who is female. She’ll have to veil when in Arab territory (this will make her look exotic because she’ll be wearing something that appears to have come out of 1001 Arabian Nights. American Agent Man will pretend he doesn’t notice how hot she is and offer lame quips. A lot). Importantly, these American Agents will follow their own rule books if ya know what we mean.