Muslim Umbrella Groups Protest United Ramadhan
From the tongue-in-cheek files: Mr. Moo describes the chaos that ensues when a Muslim umbrella organization for other Muslim umbrella organizations protests against a united Ramadhan.
“This was the one opportunity we had to avoid our families” said Mullah Charles Balasubramaniamnarasimharao, spokesperson for the group. “Every year we conveniently switch madhabs or geographical sightings, all so we don’t have to consume the dreaded first iftar with our mothers watching. This year, the mosque committes have let us down by starting Ramadhan on the same day”
A tip of the kufi to Minaret Muse.
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